That's right, GameStache!! is the type of game blog that bothers to review weird little flash games from Marvel Kids. Is this going to be a problem for anyone?
Iron Man: Flight Test is a 2D side-scrolling shooter flash game that's free from Marvel. The graphics are about as pleasant as most DS games, and Iron Man himself looks pretty nice. I say "side-scrolling" but except for the endless rock outcroppings in the background, there's not a great sense of movement (besides the fact that enemies are coming towards you). The backgrounds don't vary much, giving the sense of a Hanna-Barbara cartoon where the same objects repeat ad infinitum.
Little robot doohickeys fly at you, and you shoot them down with your repulsor blasts. You can aim in every direction via the mouse, though Iron Man looks a little wonky when he rotates his arm around to shoot behind him (yup, enemies attack from the rear as well) without even turning his head. Sophisticated armor of tomorrow or not, that little move would twist his shoulder out of its socket.
The game claims to have 10 levels, but there's no change from one level to another, except an increase in bad guys. There's no level bosses or anything, and in fact there's not even a pause, just a little pop-up that says "Level 6" or whatever. The bad guys mostly fly around and try to collide with you, though as you progress through the game some will shoot lasers. You have a fairly generous life bar, and there's so many life power-ups, you'll never really feel like you're in any danger.
That is, until the end. After taking on wave after wave of brainless slow-moving droids, you'll be wholly unprepared for the giant robot that is the final (and only) boss. Three times your size, a massive life bar, and with only one weak spot, you'll very likely be caught so off-guard you'll just die. If only the whole game had been this challenging, it might be a more engrossing experience.
Still, for a free flash game, especially one coinciding with a movie release, it's fairly well-done and occasionally entertaining. Why bother reading my review when you could simply play it yourself?
I don't normally post news here since anyone reading my silly little blog is likely up on the latest news already, but I definitely felt the need to mention this.
Not an entirely new idea in a world with Marvel vs. Capcom aplenty, but it's notable in that it'll be the first Mortal Kombat game to get my interest in the last the 15 years.
I'm not going to go around ragging on the PS3 for its game library or its price tag, because that's unnecessary. Nobody forced me to buy one, after all. I bought one because I wanted to:
A) Have a Blu-Ray player. B) Get a 60GB PS3 that was backwards compatible with PS2 games before they became even more hard to find than they already were.
The only PS3 game I've played (except for some demos) to date is Heavenly Sword, and I really enjoyed it. This week I rented my second PS3 game, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. I was super-excited to play it, since I like both Tomb Raider and Gears of War, and I've heard lots of good things.
Last night at around 7:45 PM I decided to boot it up. I turn on my PS3 and it tells me there is a mandatory system update, so I say "okey dokey" and go to the system update feature. After about 20 seconds of staring at "0% Downloaded" the buzzkill feeling started to set in.
Between downloading this stupid update and installing it I didn't start my game until 8:20 PM, at which point I was thoroughly less excited to play Uncharted. Interminably slow updates are yet another reason why I always choose my 360 for any games that come out on both platforms (also: achievements!).
Joystiq is a fairly well-known gaming blog --the "motherblog" if you will of a whole bunch of other blogs like Xbox 360 Fanboy and Nintendo WiiFanboy-- and with good reason, since it's one of the funniest and most frequently updated around. Not as many people may be familiar with the Joystiq Podcast however, and that's a shame, as it's truly excellent.
It has three regular hosts: Chris Grant, the boss, Ludwig Kietzmann, an unrepentant pun-maker and token South African, and Justin McElroy, the "silly one." Every episode follows an unbending structure, starting with what they've all been playing for the last week, then the news, then the Big Three (the three most popular Joystiq posts for the week), the Brush With Fame, and e-mails. It used to be the Brush With Fame was Justin randomly mentioning a commenter's name, but recently it evolved into an actual trivia contest with honest-to-goodness prizes.
A typical moment on the show started with a strange crackling sound. "Are you eating Chiclets?" Chris asked. Justin said "No!" defensively, then in a matter-of-fact tone "I'm opening a yo-yo." Because that's the kind of guy Justin is, he's not going to let producing a podcast stop him from doing other things like playing with a yo-yo, or eating Pretzel Flipz, or mysteriously leaving for 10 minutes without telling anyone where he went or why. Justin's also the progenitor of virtually all of Joystiq'smemes, some of which involve firing him, wearing his skin as a suit, or having something carry something in something else -- alliteratively (i.e. a bear with a bird in his backpack).
That's not to discount the contributions of Chris or Ludwig. At any moment Chris may bust out his old prospector voice or complain about his feet falling asleep on the toilet while he's playing PSP. Ludwig mines much comedy from talking about life in a third world country where he often rides a lion to the marketplace to watch the puppet theater, and is as fanatically devoted to puns as any man is devoted to any thing on this Earth.
2007 gets a lot of credit for having more amazing games come out than in any other calendar year in recent memory, and with great titles like Super Mario Galaxy, Call of Duty 4, Rock Band, God of War II, Portal, and on and on, it's absolutely true. But don't sell 2008 short! We've already seen some terrific games like Professor Layton, Burnout Paradise, and Super Smash Bros Brawl released this year, and in the next 9 months we're due for a ton more.
Here are the 10 games I'm most looking forward to this year.
10. Boom Blox (Wii) Even if we forget about Steven Spielberg's involvement for a minute, and considering he's been responsible for some of the most wildly fun and enduring movies of the last century maybe we shouldn't, the videos we've seen so far stand on their own. I'm a big fan of unrestrained chaos in my games, and throwing blocks at other blocks to make them explode is my idea of a good time. As long as they don't put in too many artificial fun restraints (I'm looking at you Elebits) I think Boom Blox will be --sorry-- a blast!
9. A Vampyre Story (PC) A bunch of the people who used to make adventure games for LucasArts (including Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis and The Curse of Monkey Island, both some of my all-time favorites) got together to start their own company called Autumn Moon Entertainment. I got my first computer at the tender age of twelve for the sole purpose of playing Sierra and LucasArts adventure games, and they left an indelible impression on me. If Vampyre is half as good as some of their past successes, it'll be well worth playing.
8. LittleBigPlanet (PS3) I don't really know much about this game except for some of the videos I've seen, and the fact that a dozen journalists have come out of various press events declaring it the single game this year they're most excited to play. It looks simply beautiful, and we don't get nearly enough 2D platform games these days outside of handhelds and downloadable titles, so the idea of one being a AAA retail release with a big budget is enough to get my attention.
7. Lego Indiana Jones (Xbox 360) I enjoyed the Lego Star Wars games well enough, but given I have a lukewarm impression at best of the Star Wars movies didn't win the titles any favors. On the other hand, I worship Indiana Jones, so if this game has similar gameplay and fan service to the Star Wars edition it'll be right up my alley.
6. Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode One (XBLA) Besides the title, which is almost cool enough to deserve a place on this list by itself, I'm a big fan of the guys at Penny Arcade. Their comics are consistently the best game-related humor on the Internet, and their podcasts (I've listened to every episode) reveal them to be even funnier than their comics, and incredibly smart. On a recent podcast posted on their new Greenhouse site, Jerry (the writer) talked about writing a unique textual description for each of the 14 crabs in one scene so players would have enough to click on. That's my kind of adventure game!
5. Mario Kart Wii (Wii) Is any explanation needed? It's Mario Kart we're talking about here. Sure, it spawned an entire genre of horrible knock-offs, yet somehow Nintendo still manages to make each iteration fresh and exciting. The last Kart game for the DS was wonderful, and with the motion controls for steering, this one could be even better. I'm one of the few people who really loved Excite Truck, so I've got high hopes for this title.
4. Brütal Legend (Xbox 360) I know virtually nothing about this one, and I have no interest at all in heavy metal. But who cares? It's Tim Schafer. He made Grim Fandango and Psychonauts. The man is a genius and everything he touches turns to gold. He could make a game about underwater basket weaving and I'd buy it.
3. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) If I don't know much about Brütal Legend, I know even less about Fallout 3. All I need to know is five words: Same dudes who made Oblivion. I don't even like RPGs, but I spent more hours playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion than any other game I've ever played, and I experienced emotions I never thought a game could induce in a player. These guys have a free pass with me.
2. Bionic Commando Rearmed (XBLA) A downloadable remake of an old NES game at #2? Yup! Back when it was first released, Bionic Commando took hold of my young mind in a way nothing else had ever done. I filled pages and pages of notebooks with sketches of bionic soldiers at war with Hitler's army (even at that age, I knew it was Hitler -- who did they think they were fooling?). I'll be getting this the day it comes out.
1. Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360) I may have spent more hours playing Oblivion than any other single game, but even those hours pale in comparison to what I've invested in the GTAIII trilogy. And that's another thing, something that blew my mind when I first heard about GTAIV, if Vice City and San Andreas were only extensions of GTAIII, then how big a step forward does GTAIV have to be to earn that new number? GTA has always had the best story, the best action set pieces, the best gameplay, the best side quests, and the best unpredictable chaos of any game series around. Hell, even the talk radio is better written than virtually any other action game out there. I guess this is a predictable choice, but that's because GTA is one of the most beloved series ever made. They've earned this spot, for sure.